Friday, July 28, 2006

Streamliner and the Apps of Tomorrow

Built on AOL's Open Client Platform (OCP) and designed specifically with the broadband user in mind, the Streamliner user interface (UI) can be described as nothing short of breakthrough. Our new "quad-pane" design connects users with their most frequently used online behaviors such as searching, browsing, instant messaging, and consuming multimedia.

Tell me, doctor
Where are we going this time?
Is this the fifties?
Or nineteen-ninety-nine?

Forbes.com: Buyback Flashback At AOL Time Warner

Forbes.com: Buyback Flashback At AOL Time Warner: (1/24/01)". And amidst the relentless gloom about Internet business, investors hunger for an icon of hope.
One safe bet is that the clumsy corporate name AOL Time Warner will become just AOL."

hee hee --- oh it hurts --- make it stop - make the bad man go away
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Wednesday, July 26, 2006

It May Be a Long Time

WSJ.com - Portals: "It May Be a Long Time Before the Long Tail Is Wagging the Web"

Oh well - so much for the next new thing. Anyone for Gopher 3.0?

All Headline News - AOL Founder "Sorry" For Time Warner Merger - July 26, 2006

All Headline News - AOL Founder "Sorry" For Time Warner Merger - July 26, 2006: "AOL Founder 'Sorry' For Time Warner Merger"

Yeah me too -





Wednesday, July 19, 2006

The Daily WTF - Incompatible with Web 2.0

The Daily WTF - Incompatible with Web 2.0

I for one, welcome our evil web 2.0 masters

Monday, July 17, 2006

Ajax+DHTML+Flash = BAD experience

And we wonder why people are running away from dial-up as quickly as they are - we stopped publishing/optimizing for them.

Just spent a week at the beach - and have once again rediscovered the pain that content publishers have wielded onto dial-up internet users. Man it sucks - the 'simplest' of web pages render so slowly. With the number of roundtrips required to display a simple news story it's not surprising. Latency is a killer. The 'NEW' web model is simple to implement - but a I still call it the lazy solution. There have been better ways to do this - and even on broadband connections it would make sense. But unfortunately - it would require some centralization - something that the DoubleClicks and MediaGroups won't allow.


Given the differences of connect speeds out there - I'm surprised that nobody is automatically scaling content based on connect speed on the web. Dial-up isn't the ONLY slow connection in town. Maybe it's time I start working on my own PHP work.

Speaking of the Beach - it's the second year in a row that I had to sand paper the phone wires in order to maintain a dial-up connection. It's amazing how a little salt in the air will ruin a perfectly good copper wire. The fact I've done it two years in a row, it makes me wonder how often this happens - and if the call centers have this in their knowledge base. I could just imagine a tech support guy asking if they have sand paper or an emery board.

Friday, July 14, 2006

TWX 15.97

Nice work folks

Monday, July 10, 2006

Google Corporate Information: Software Principles

Google Corporate Information: Software Principles
a beauty - wish these were indelible rules. Especially:

Installation - We believe software should not trick you into installing it.

Disclousure - it should inform you of its principal and significant functions.

Removal - It should be easy for you to figure out how to disable or delete an application

Keeping Good Company -
Application providers should not allow their products to be bundled with applications that do not meet these guidelines.

These are guidelines that I think every programmer can agree on (the white hat kind at least) - I think violations of these rules from the "the top" --- nice to see that Google makes it clear from the top. Wish a certain 3 letter company did the same.

I also like the fact that as Google has violated their rules, they have made public attempts to correct them.

I just like the ox box reference

"The Xerox Model A Copier (Ox Box) is the first manually operated commercial xerographic printer in 1949."

Sunday, July 09, 2006

We Don't Want Advertising On The Bottom Of Our AOL Emails. Petition

Cheers to those who expect better of AOL.

We Don't Want Advertising On The Bottom Of Our AOL Emails. Petition

After all the other anti-member press that AOL's gotten over the last few weeks - I'm surprised that this still happened.

Harley Davidson's Image Problem

So on the way back from the beach I came across something that just seemed wrong. We stopped at the "Virginia Diner" on rt 460 in southern Virginia. We parked next to a parking spot full of Harley Davidson Motorcycles. My wife chimed that I should be careful - Harley owners are known to make a fuss if you knock their bikes. So I carefully opened the door of my station wagon to get my infant out, and enjoyed a lovely lunch at the diner.

Fast foward to leaving the parking lot. After strapping in my family into the safe confines of my Volvo - we spotted the "rough and tumble" bikers. They appeared to be more like middle aged yuppies than bikers. The real conflict with the "Harley Image" was that one of the biker "chicks" was flossing her teath (probably too much corn on the cob, or southern fried chicken?)